I am nobody.

Just got a forwarded mail from my friend,
it contains lots of “T-shirt Slogans”.
Some other cool ones are:

• It’s an unfair life.
  So many girls. So little time.
• My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.
  So now I’ve got 2 girlfriends.
• Not all men are fools.
  Some stay bachelors.
• 99% of all woman are beautiful.
  The remaining 1% are in my college!
• Of all the things I’ve lost.
  I miss my mind the most.
• Virginity is not dignity.
  It is just lack of opportunity.
• I was born intelligent,
  but education ruined me.

😛