I am nobody.
Just got a forwarded mail from my friend,
it contains lots of “T-shirt Slogans”.
Some other cool ones are:
- It’s an unfair life.
So many girls. So little time.
- My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.
So now I’ve got 2 girlfriends.
- Not all men are fools.
Some stay bachelors.
- 99% of all woman are beautiful.
The remaining 1% are in my college!
- Of all the things I’ve lost.
I miss my mind the most.
- Virginity is not dignity.
It is just lack of opportunity.
- I was born intelligent,
but education ruined me.