Nobody is perfect

I am nobody.

Just got a forwarded mail from my friend,
it contains lots of “T-shirt Slogans”.
Some other cool ones are:

  • It’s an unfair life.
    So many girls. So little time.
  • My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.
    So now I’ve got 2 girlfriends.
  • Not all men are fools.
    Some stay bachelors.
  • 99% of all woman are beautiful.
    The remaining 1% are in my college!
  • Of all the things I’ve lost.
    I miss my mind the most.
  • Virginity is not dignity.
    It is just lack of opportunity.
  • I was born intelligent,
    but education ruined me.



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